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Tuesday, July 15th, 2008

Time:8:23 am.
[PWP: AD, Funk, Nerdcore] )

[PWP: Funk] )

[PWP: Vaudeville] )
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Monday, June 30th, 2008

Time:5:35 pm.
Forwarded Email to Vaudeville )
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Thursday, May 29th, 2008

Time:10:37 am.
Here's Crunk checking in:

1) This is the best flashlight ever created.

2) Dixie, what's going on with the pirate thing?

3) Metronome, are you coming patrolling with me after work tonight?

4) I've been moved to the Baccarat table, Vaudeville. if anyone needs me at the casino.
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Saturday, May 10th, 2008

Time:10:13 pm.
[PWP: Vaudeville/Crunk]

Bruce would like to take you out to dinner sometime. Just thought I would pass the message on to you.
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Tuesday, April 22nd, 2008

Time:11:27 am.
[PWP: Crunk/Cake Walk]

I have some things you might be interested in.

[/PWP]


Who actually bets on sandwiches? Stupidest. Thing. Ever.
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Thursday, April 10th, 2008

Time:8:40 pm.
Someone left a hotel room key on my table tonight. Either that person clearly didn't want it, or was hinting for me to go to their room.

And management wants us to start wearing shorter skirts.

On the other hand, I got to hear some people talking on the way home.

Guy: Why not?
Girl: Cause I don't like the taste.
Guy: But it's the only way I can get off.
Girl: Fine but eat something that makes it liquidy, otherwise it's too hard.

What the hell does that even mean?
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Friday, March 28th, 2008

Time:5:25 pm.
[Voicemail for Lazz]

Oh, WHAT THE FUCK? WILL YOU JUST PICK UP YOUR STUPID PHONE YOU CRACKED OUT CUNT FUCKER?
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Wednesday, March 26th, 2008

Time:10:21 am.
[Password Locked To: Rebels]

Someone please tell me that the metaphorical breadcrumbs (and by that, I mean the BRIGHT GREEN SPRAYPAINTED ARROWS) that lead towards the base are completely coincidental, and I don't have to kick someone's ass for this. Tell me that it's leading to someone else's, completely unrelated house, and I might not go on a rampage right now.
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Tuesday, March 18th, 2008

Time:1:05 am.
She's a lot like you... )
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